- Britain: *makes taxes for colonies*
- Colonists: I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.
I would wait until you were doing something and weren’t paying attention to me. Then I would come up from behind and spank your clothed ass really hard so it hurt and then I would pull you by your hair so that you were bent over my knee. I would order you to undress so your bare ass was showing and then I would tell you to keep count while I punished you for teasing daddy without making me cum.