The story behind the 4th of July

  • Britain: *makes taxes for colonies*
  • Colonists:
  • Colonists:
  • Colonists: I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.

"Date someone who would rather watch your favorite movie with you then go to a party on Friday night. Date someone who will share their food with you even though you said you didn’t want any. Date someone who will warm your hands in the winter and kiss your pink nose. Date someone who will text you they love you at 2am and at 9pm. Date someone who will let you change the station in the car when they’re driving. Date someone who can make you smile when you would rather die. Date someone who makes your insides feel like you’ve just downed a bottle of vodka. Date someone who makes you better."

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(Source: jessielou24, via stay-ocean-minded)

Tell me how you'd spank me when I've Teased you xx


I would wait until you were doing something and weren’t paying attention to me. Then I would come up from behind and spank your clothed ass really hard so it hurt and then I would pull you by your hair so that you were bent over my knee. I would order you to undress so your bare ass was showing and then I would tell you to keep count while I punished you for teasing daddy without making me cum.